Hello. We are the happy couple, directors of The Adventure of a Lifetime. We hope you enjoy the quaint exhibits on our site. This is how weddings have been presented to the public since the dawn of the Digital Age. In a perfect blending of science and technology, the Marriage Institute has created the Destination Wedding - an amazing vehicle that will literally transport you to the age of the twelve. How? That’s proprietary; but the result is a breathtaking journey through the happiest place on Earth, where you will get to be a child again for a whole week. In a moment, you’ll be going live to our blog for a comprehensive play-by-play, and a click through the links will convince you forever that the future is truly in the past.

We suppose Phylicia Rashad can't carry us through the entire website, so we'll try our hands at some original words. We are fortunate enough to be sharing our honeymoon with some of our dearest family. Following our ceremony, we will spend the better part of a week in our happy place, carousing with anthropomorphic mice and taking staggering amounts of photos. Disney is the anti-Vegas: what happens there lives on forever in pixel (pixie?) form. We will try (don't tell Yoda) to document our adventures for everyone to see; however, honeymoons are better spent living in the moment so don't hold your breath.

PARTYYYYY!!!!! This is the real fiesta. Thirteen days after we tie the knot, we will gather the masses for barbecue, beer, and activities. Of course there will be dancing, but we've got a few other tricks up our sleeves as well. (Speaking of sleeves: you may want to bring a change of clothes). This celebration is as formal as you make it...but please don't make it too formal. The real intent here is to get everyone together under one roof for six glorious hours of family fun. Eat, drink, laugh, play, and take plenty of photos...we'd love to compile as much evidence - uh, memorabilia - as possible to reflect on for years to come.

Ah, back to reality. Eventually we will have to stop partying...but we'll never stop celebrating. We have waited a long time for this moment, and we can't wait to see what married life has in store for us. We could not have found better matches than each other, and we could not imagine a better companion than our dear Odysseus. We are truly the luckiest couple, and we appreciate all of you for your support and love throughout our journey.